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The Hongqi Guoli, formerly known as the Hongqi L5 is a large neo-retro full-size luxury sedan produced by Chinese automobile manufacturer Hongqi, a subsidiary of FAW Group since 2014, whose design was inspired by the discontinued Hongqi CA770. The Guoli serves as Hongqi's current flagship vehicle for the Chinese automotive market.
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