{"type":"standard","title":"Presidents Race","displaytitle":"Presidents Race","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7241505","titles":{"canonical":"Presidents_Race","normalized":"Presidents Race","display":"Presidents Race"},"pageid":9109882,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Presidents_Race_2006-07-26.jpg/330px-Presidents_Race_2006-07-26.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Presidents_Race_2006-07-26.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281222384","tid":"86e65389-0463-11f0-b3fa-cc02dbcdbd6c","timestamp":"2025-03-19T01:43:16Z","description":"Washington Nationals mascot race","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents_Race","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents_Race?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents_Race?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Presidents_Race"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents_Race","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Presidents_Race","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents_Race?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Presidents_Race"}},"extract":"The Presidents Race is a mascot race that has been run at every Washington Nationals home game since July 21, 2006. It is held in the middle of the fourth inning of every game.","extract_html":"
The Presidents Race is a mascot race that has been run at every Washington Nationals home game since July 21, 2006. It is held in the middle of the fourth inning of every game.
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