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{"type":"standard","title":"Financial Institutions Reform, Recovery, and Enforcement Act of 1989","displaytitle":"Financial Institutions Reform, Recovery, and Enforcement Act of 1989","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5449605","titles":{"canonical":"Financial_Institutions_Reform,_Recovery,_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989","normalized":"Financial Institutions Reform, Recovery, and Enforcement Act of 1989","display":"Financial Institutions Reform, Recovery, and Enforcement Act of 1989"},"pageid":4729631,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg/330px-Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg/600px-Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg.png","width":600,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1232662532","tid":"1b39a634-3a5a-11ef-95cb-4f6cbd6b59cc","timestamp":"2024-07-04T23:06:55Z","description":"A federal law in US","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Financial_Institutions_Reform%2C_Recovery%2C_and_Enforcement_Act_of_1989"}},"extract":"The Financial Institutions Reform, Recovery, and Enforcement Act of 1989 (FIRREA), is a United States federal law enacted in the wake of the savings and loan crisis of the 1980s.","extract_html":"
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