{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Assassination of Ninoy Aquino","displaytitle":"Assassination of Ninoy Aquino","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4808502","titles":{"canonical":"Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino","normalized":"Assassination of Ninoy Aquino","display":"Assassination of Ninoy Aquino"},"pageid":27346414,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Ninoy_Aquino.jpg/330px-Ninoy_Aquino.jpg","width":320,"height":408},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Ninoy_Aquino.jpg","width":350,"height":446},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291109102","tid":"862073c3-3468-11f0-8b27-37e94fc92ddf","timestamp":"2025-05-19T04:19:58Z","description":"1983 murder in Manila, Philippines","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Assassination_of_Ninoy_Aquino"}},"extract":"Benigno \"Ninoy\" Aquino Jr., a former Philippine senator, was assassinated on Sunday, August 21, 1983, on the apron of Manila International Airport. A longtime political opponent of President Ferdinand Marcos, Aquino had just landed in his home country after three years of self-imposed exile in the United States when he was shot in the head while being escorted from an aircraft to a vehicle that was waiting to transport him to prison. Also killed was Rolando Galman, who was accused of murdering him.","extract_html":"
Benigno \"Ninoy\" Aquino Jr., a former Philippine senator, was assassinated on Sunday, August 21, 1983, on the apron of Manila International Airport. A longtime political opponent of President Ferdinand Marcos, Aquino had just landed in his home country after three years of self-imposed exile in the United States when he was shot in the head while being escorted from an aircraft to a vehicle that was waiting to transport him to prison. Also killed was Rolando Galman, who was accused of murdering him.
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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\"Balozi\" Robert Zayd Muhammad Harvey was an American diplomat, community organizer, activist and executive director, based in New Jersey and New York. Harvey was given the title \"Balozi\" by former President of Tanzania Julius K. Nyerere in 1964.
"}{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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